That sign may contain watermelon, but it does not hold water. Instead, it has produced mislabeled produce.
You’re out of your gourd, Walmart, if you think those are watermelons. You feel me?
Good. You should.
A watermelon is a large melon, and the term pumpkin comes from the Greek work pepon, meaning “large melon,” but a watermelon is not a pumpkin. Watermelons are oblong fruits with hard green or white rinds. Pumpkins are spherical orange fruits. Both are grow-on-a-vine, seed-producing members of the gourd family, but it’s not like they’re bananas and plantains, peaches and nectarines, Mary Kate and Ashley — everyone should be able to tell them apart.
It’s time to make a change that will bear fruit (that can become jack-o’-lanterns), Walmart. Be certain the first two words on that eerie sign mimic Cinderella’s horse-drawn carriage at the stroke of midnight.
|My cats, Willow and Dickens, would like to wish everyone |
a Happy Halloween. Eat (pumpkin), drink and be scary!