Where Is He?

Where is he? During the course of the last couple of years, people have been asking that question often about NBA player LeBron James, in reference to his propensity to "disappear" during the closing moments of important games. (See: 2011 NBA Finals) This particular question was the basis of the pictured USA Today article, actually. I'm posing that very same question, though I literally want to know: Where is he?

Read that last sentence. It's not a sentence; it's a fragment. We need a subject. Oh, poor USA Today writer. You were doing so well right up until the very end.

Sound like any NBA superstar we know?