The Ducks may have lost the game, but they gained a they. Someone wrote they, and then wrote they again. It’s one “write” after the other, and for that the author is a sitting duck.
Can we get someone to steal one they or the other? Perhaps a robber ducky. (Ohhhhh, don't cry fowl! Let the bad puns go ... like water off a duck’s back*.)
* That last one was for you, Abby.