Dumb's the W-ORD

Back in 2014, W-ORD Channel 7 News co-anchors John Oliver and Cookie Monster delivered hard-hitting “news.” The parody broadcast, courtesy of Mashable, was about words — and included a misspelled word. Oh, the irony!

W-ORD Channel 7 News botched correspondent, though it had nothing to do with the c, which according to investigative reporter Telly Monster went missing and terrified local residents.

W-ORD’s word, _orrespondant, should have been _orrespondent.

That a, which I’m sure was an accidant, er, accident, is as unsettling as the pupil pinballing in the furry co-anchor’s left eye. It should be an e, of course, and I know this because I’m a smart cookie.

Cookie? Oh, boy! Oh, boy! Om nom nom nom nom!

Focus!

W-ORD’s investigative reporter must get to the bottom of that erroneous “Telly” graphic. This viewer demands to know more about that foreign correspondent.