Monday, June 20, 2016

A Canadian N-vasion

Oh, Canada. Your neighbor to the south thanks you for insulin, Trivia Pursuit and Michael J. Fox, among other things, but you did give us Justin Bieber. It's payback time, Connecticut Post style.

I'm not sure what my local newspaper was thinking. Since when is the Great White North spelled with seven letters? A dollar coin in Canada is a loonie. A second n in Canada is loony. The first must be removed, like pennies from Canadian circulation.

Don't worry, Canada, I stand on guard for thee. I'll protect you from enemies foreign, like the Connecticut Post, and domestic.

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