T&A

Listen, perverts, today's post has nothing to do with t*ts and a*s. The t and a referenced in the title are the missing letters in this roughly handled Connecticut Post caption.

First, the t...

It has demonstrated an uncanny ability to flee from demonstration. Come back, t! Without you, I'm teed off.

Next, the a...

Against all odds, it has escaped from against. I'm aghast!