Hart to Heart

This photo has not been doctored.

I'm no cardiologist, but without skipping a beat I can verify that the emergency transplant was unsuccessful. The heartbreaking details are as follows:

On TV, Rachel Bilson plays a New York-based doctor named Zoe Hart who moves to Alabama. Playing off the name of its lead character as well as its Southern setting, the one-hour drama is called Hart of Dixie. That's Hart of Dixie, not Heart of Dixie, which is a 1989 movie about racial animosity in the '50s.

I told the USA Today writer to give his blurb an EKG. He assured me he would. I guess he had a change of heart. As such, his Hart isn't in it.