Hot 'N' Bothered

July is the Mila Kunis of months — it’s really hot. On average, July is the sultriest month of the year. It’s during its dog days that we hit the beach wearing very few articles of clothing. One of the articles pictured here may want to follow suit and do some disrobing.

Had the fight taken place four days later (i.e., in August), an would have been the article we were after. Our seventh month, however, begins with a consonant sound, so we need a, as much if not more so than a certain pale-skinned, redheaded blogger needs SPF 50 (or higher) on one of those hot, sunny July days.