A Sentence "on the" Rocks

What's on the agenda, readers? Well, while on the prowl for typos, I kept my eye on the ball and on the first try I found "on the" followed by "on the." I was on the verge of putting this error on the back burner, but when "on the" comes on the heels of another "on the," a When Write Is Wrong post is on the horizon. I will forever be on the job, seeking text that's as out of order as a computer on the fritz. You can be on the run, errors, but I will be on the road, tracking you — and I will find you. Are we on the same page? I thought so.