This article has a Mark on it. I'd like it removed.
Mark my words: That bassist who used to be at the mic for Van Halen is Mike, not Mark, Anthony.
You may want to be like Mike, Mark, but you don't look identical. That's how I nailed you. I am quite the marksman.
Things are out of tune, editors. "You Really Got Me" annoyed when you used the wrong first name, so "Jump" to it and fix the article, because "Right Now" it's not "Good Enough." Go on, "Finish What Ya Started." "I'll Wait."
So, how'd I do, readers? Do I get high marks for this post?