The Gwyneth and Chris of Words

Goops! I mean oops!

Cooktop and instead need their space, which is understandable, but they’ve taken things to extremes. I asked them why they split, and they claimed it was a conscious uncoupling.

Liars!

Let’s call a spade a spade. Cooktop and instead suffered an “oblivious dissociation,” for lack of a more pretentious, ridiculous New Age term.

It’s time for us to consciously uncouple separate, readers. Don’t worry. I’ll be back soon. Unlike cooktop and instead, we will remain close.