A River Runs Through It

A while back, Los Angeles police arrested a man trespassing at Miley Cyrus’ home. I’m surprised they found him. In an effort to elude authorities, the trespasser, Jason Luis Rivera, put on a disguise. He skipped the tried-and-true methods. No cut and dyed hair. No hat. No inside-out coat. No false mustache. Rivera attempted to drop out of sight by dropping the last letter in his last name.

Things were flowing smoothly in this article until we reached the third sentence. On second reference, an a is missing from the River’s edge.

Despite the muddy waters, L.A.’s finest nabbed Rivera, who if convicted will be sent up the river.