About an hour ago, I found out about something unusual lying
about that was about five letters long. My first reaction: It’s much ado about
nothing. The more I thought about it, however, the more I realized I could no longer keep the whereabouts of this oddity secret. It’s about time I let the world know about the preponderance
of prepositions in this Sports Illustrated
About abounds. That
first about shouldn’t be up and
about. Its inclusion has created a bout of aboutitis. So, about-face, about! You must leave. You’re going?