The View From the Pew

Oh, lord. I may be crucified for this, but I have to point out a mistake my brother found while attending church service.

Forgive my sibling for the darkness of this photo, taken by phone, and affix your gaze on the fifth paragraph of the Statement of Faith, which was pasted on the back of all the hymnals.

How in creation did we get “have have”? Those two haves must become one. How? Simple. One have (or the other) must make an exodus.

You shall not commit redundancy, Statement of Faith printer. Redeem yourself … for Christ’s sake.