Don't Come In!

See it? It’s a blemish on the surface — an unusual marking at the epicenter of this epidermal sentence.

Something has suddenly come up. It’s come. Come? How come? I’m not sure. All I can say with certainty is that the sentence doesn’t come off well having come come along. It won’t “dye” a natural death, so we must be proactive. Fortunately, I’ve come up with a solution that’s cheaper, quicker and less painful than a tattoo removal.

We’ll perform our own version of a skin graft, if you will. We’ll get a skilled editor to remove come and transfer it to a new area, where it’s needed.

Surgery is scheduled for, well, now. (Yes, the time has come.) I have faith the editor will come through.

Come, you’re through!