Errors dominate this short opening paragraph. I kid. Only
one error has colonized.
I see LONDON. I (don’t) see France. I see a mistake ending
in –ant. The 15th word in
this one-sentence opener looks nothing like the word I expected to see. Well,
it looks something like it. Both begin with the same six letters. At that
point, however, we lose control.
We’ve suffered an –ant
suffix when an –ate suffix would
have sufficed. This isn’t your domicile, dominant, so why are you acting like a dominatrix? I have
some advice for you, dominant,
courtesy of my pal Gene: It’s time for you to act recessively.
You won’t prevail, dominant. Your rule is over. I’m making like an exterminator and getting rid of
the –ant. With the infestation
under control, dominate will,
well, dominate.
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