Friday, April 18, 2014

The Gwyneth and Chris of Words

Goops! I mean oops!

Cooktop and instead need their space, which is understandable, but theyve taken things to extremes. I asked them why they split, and they claimed it was a conscious uncoupling.


Lets call a spade a spade. Cooktop and instead suffered an “oblivious dissociation, for lack of a more pretentious, ridiculous New Age term.

Its time for us to consciously uncouple separate, readers. Dont worry. Ill be back soon. Unlike cooktop and instead, we will remain close.

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