A kiss may be just a kiss, and a sigh may be just a sigh, but a by is most certainly not just a by.
Pay close attention to the penultimate paragraph. In its last sentence, which happens to be worth-less, we're informed that "some sailors by more" than $50 worth of raffle tickets. I hate to kiss and tell, but it should be buy. Sound familiar? It should, it's a homophone.
This post has been sealed with a kiss. By me. For those who are gay, straight or bi.